Freya's Quotes

• "The anus of the apple, I'm pretty sure that's what it's called. It's called the calyx. Peduncle. giggles peduncle."

• "I very quickly become a croissant."

• "Did you know if you get your ears pierced, you are supposed to sleep in a water polo helmet."

• "I could see you as a gnocchi."

• "I think zebras should be called 'zebbies' like we call Deborahs 'Debbie'."

• "I love teaspoons."

• "I'm genetically engineered for alcoholism, it'd be a shame to waste it."

• I'm so good at this 'person' thing."

• "This noggin contains multitudes."

• "I have high density."

• "Get my 8 bananas for a pound." hops and jumps in excitement

• "I'm so clever, I'm genuinely so clever."

• "My fit is the p- drip."

• "I'm ready for chainsmoking right now."

• "Get in a throuple."

• "I may have many issues, but I'm not a furry. I fear that's a win."

• pterodactyl noises

• "I can double up as a Geiger Counter."

• "I'm built like a Nokia Brick."

• drinks water from a milk bottle mid-lecture